Ramblings about Porn and other Stuff

The noise it makes is almost as pathetic as resorting to ShoeSex.

A man goes to the local supermarket and while shopping a beautiful woman waves at him and says “Hello”.
She’s really pretty and he’s taken back for a moment reflecting on how he might know this stunning lady. Stumped he just asks … “Excuse me, but how do we know each other?”
Smiling, she replies, “You’re the father of one of my children.”
He blushes as his mind races to dig back in his past and recalls the only time he had been unfaithful to his wife. He blurts a response: “MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I BANGED ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED ME AND SHOVED A POOL CUE UP MY ASS?”

She too blushed and replied, “No. I’m your son’s math teacher.”

One day, a blonde was putting together a jigsaw puzzle.
She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she asked her husband for help.
‘’According to the box, it’s supposed to be a tiger!'’ she cried.
‘’Honey,” said her husband, “Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'’

Seeing this list of new reality TV shows reminds me of the speech in which TV was called a “vaste wasteland”

Sweet story about someone who tricked a Nigerian scammer into wasting a lot of his time. Always nice when people get what they’ve earned.

I haven’t posted anything funny in a while, but after enduring David Lee Roth doing a bluegrass version of Jump on the Tonight Show, I couldn’t help but see what else was out there… And I found a group called Hayseed Dixie that did Walk This Way and Highway to Hell. Funny and sad at the same time.

If you’ve ever been curious about a penis enlargment device like the FastSize extender , now is the time to check it out. You can use code p1buy to get a $20 discount through May 29, 2006.

How convenient, just one click to find out if Abe Vigoda is dead.

Since I’ll be away from posting for a few days, I’ll leave you with a bunch of links to pages I made listing free picture and movie galleries for various porn stars.
Allie Sin, Delilah Strong, Jenna Haze, Jenny Hendrix, Kaiya Lynn, Kelly Wells, Kelsey Michaels, and Trinity Post. And of course there are always the No Hassle Porn archives and the sites listed in right-hand column such as Expressly Oriental for Asian and Coated Lenses for facials.
New posts will resume Tuesday the 17th.

Another “difference between men and women” commentary:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Here is an article from The Stranger in Seattle. Stranger than anything else I read today, for sure.

OK. So I was watching HBO: Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel and they had a segment about pro sports groupies. They mentioned a book:
Sex a Baller - out of his mind and money. I’m not trying to sell you the book. I just thought the title (and the Amazon comments) were funny. If any of those athletes ever married one of those gold diggers, they’ll need this book instead.