Do I know you? [joke]
A man goes to the local supermarket and while shopping a beautiful woman waves at him and says “Hello”.
She’s really pretty and he’s taken back for a moment reflecting on how he might know this stunning lady. Stumped he just asks … “Excuse me, but how do we know each other?”
Smiling, she replies, “You’re the father of one of my children.”
He blushes as his mind races to dig back in his past and recalls the only time he had been unfaithful to his wife. He blurts a response: “MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I BANGED ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED ME AND SHOVED A POOL CUE UP MY ASS?”
She too blushed and replied, “No. I’m your son’s math teacher.”
