Ramblings about Porn and other Stuff

I remember the first time I saw her…She had a squeaky voice and seemed so innocent.
That assumption was quickly proven wrong by her slutty performance.

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. While her dad gets his hair cut, she stands right next to the barber chair, eating a Hostess snack cake. The barber says to her, “You know, sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie.”
“I know,” she replies. “I’m gonna get tits too.”

It’s about time I got an Asian woman put up here. The first gallery I ever made was for the Asian niche, so don’t worry, I’ll keep finding many more for you.

I find this girl has a special look to her, so expect to see a lot more of her!
She looks familiar; but I don’t know if she reminds me of someone famous, or someone I know.
I hope to have an answer soon. For now, enjoy the bra and thong.

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly frozen to death. “Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?”
He says, “Put it in between your legs. It’s always nice and warm there.
“But what about the smell?”

“Just hold its nose.”

This afternoon we present: a two-for-one special, A dark-skinned Latina that the Dirty White Boy found in Cuba.
He might be a white boy, but you’ll see from his site that he likes all the colors in box of crayons.

Here’s one with a silly name: Blackberry Brittany.

Maybe It’s a Dutch thing; they’ve got another girl called Strawberry, but no Cherry yet.
Go figure. Until we know the reason, I’ll assume she’s a nice hand-held model into PDA - public displays of affection.

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. “What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked. “Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?” “Oh, Bill, you didn’t.” “Yes, I did.”
“My God, Bill. What happened?” “I got fired”
“No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”
“Oh. She got fired too.”

For those up north who are about to freeze their asses off this winter: A Spring Break Blowjob!!

Grown in Florida, looks like they went from stripping at the Cheetah to trying out some other occupations.