Stripper Names

We’ve all noticed that strippers and porn chicks will have names like luxury cars…
Mercedes, Lexus, Porsche (Portia)

They’ll even take SUV or truck names if they have a Native American feel, like Dakota or Cherokee.

One day I want to see a stripper use something more unique like F-150 or Q35.
Only then will I know I’ve found my soulmate.

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